I did not see that one coming…0
I got home from work to find that my mother had eaten my Cafe Rio salad
Her and I are currently not on speaking terms.2
- Me: Good Morning! Welcome to Einstein Bagels
- Customer: Happy Presidents Day!
- Me: Oh thats right, that is today. Today is actually my birthday.
- Customer: No way, I just came from the hospital. My wife gave birth to my son this morning.
- Me: oh... well... I guess you win.
On nights like tonight I think to myself:
Someday I’ll run away. Someday I going to go far, far away.
And I wont ever have to live a night like tonight again.